Me: Hello auntie!
Auntie: Hey boy, what do you want? [pauses and gives an embarassed look]
Me: [Indignant look]
Auntie: sorry sorry
Yea.. it happened again. I was mistaken as a boy. It happened thrice this year.. the first one was when I was in school with Li Sha. I sat really close to her and a maid walked up to us and exclaimed..
In school
Maid: Aiyo! I was thinking why a boy is sitting so close to a girl in school! So you are a girl! -_-
Me: Uh, ya. I'm a girl.[fortunately/ unfortunately?]
Food Stall Auntie: Boy, what can I get for you?
Me: =_=
[similar cases in coffeeshops]
In the toilet
Auntie: Boy, the gents is at the opposite side
Me: [shocked and lost] Uh, I came in to take toilet paper for my mom.. and I'm a GIRL..[blushes and rushed out]
In a drama camp
Mr. Soup[yea, his surname is tang..let's just keep it at that] is the worse case that I've ever had with this gender problem thing.
Mr. Soup: Hey, where're you from?
Me: XinMin, you?
Mr. Soup: Maris Stella [I don't remember which]
We hugged and played together like buddies. I thought we were.. but to be sure..I told him..
Me: Hey.. I'm a girl, you know..
Mr. Soup: What? Don't fake it.. haha [Pulls my shirt..yea, he's checking for ahem..]
Me: Shocked look but ok.. maybe he knows
Mr. Soup: Walked away [he still didn't realise!! :O]
and from there.. things didn't go very well and I lost a potentially good buddy. [he still didn't forgive me for not being super open about it on day one even when we graduated]
I mean, I was really fair when I was young.. Most females prefer to be fair, no? That's why Olay and Garnier whitening sells ^^
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